Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Des Moines Dolphin days


    I thought the day would never come. But it Did, Julie 2012 Dolfin Days are happening. Meric Eoffitt described the up comming event. "We're bringing the dolpn to you America" Eoffitt commented while visiting a salt mine in prepertion for the Evnet in De MOines Julie 2012. Large quanties of salt is  needed so they can Salt the river toupthe ph level of the river enough for Dolphins to lourish in the pristine waters.

   "Basically we use these really expensive squirt guns loaved with large amounts of salt and Nikotin in a liquid form, and we blast away" Said Tutts Powell formen for the salt crew. The salting process will take between 5 to seven hours to finishand after prepare for exicment like "youve never seen" according to Des moines govenor Teddy Brandsmen. It will be 14 days of dolfin fun on the des moine river for the family to enjoy.

        There will also be music provided by local bands. The listhas yet tobedecided butthey will play from a floating stage in themiddle of theriver. " iTs basically a stage that float, thisone was designed by third eye blind soit seen some ues." said no one.

   Following the big event the clean up will be a short process. "it will prolly take a month or two," said Frank Tripp,"once we clean up the carcuses of the casualties it will be very simple" Luckily the salting will only account for 200,000 to 300,000 casualties of the regular freshwater fish population, and all that free meat will be shipped to North Dakota, to feed the gowing population of groundhogs. Once the mess is cleaned up we simply drain the river and fill it back up again.

If you like excitement,if you like danger, if youlove DOlphins dont miss des moines Dolfin days.


Wierd Sience huh,
Hank








Thursday, July 19, 2012

"Tad" not better then bill or ted. Spoilers included



"I love you"  is what tad says during the movie,you might not after you read this Tad.

      Matt Whal berg has been in some good movies in his day, boggie nightss (dart digglers) got 45 out of 50 show boats, Rock Stars (long haired jim) 43 showboats, the Avengers (arrow man) 48 showboats. So be it dumb of me to think i was in for an amazing journey with this one, sad to say nope this was a not so incredible journy not even a sweet journey. The movie starts out with this gross nerd kid with no friends or money who sells his sole to make his cheap bear sound like the dude from family guys. Hahaha funny a talking bear who drinks and smoke the ciggarette. About as origional as say.... a talking baby who drink and smoke just like family guys. Its ok though this movie was.....written by ...the guy who writes family guys.... Seth Mcgloughin. Oh but it dosent .....it does have the exact voice as a character from the family guy. Ok but their no way....it does openly mockingly reference its similarity the family guys so it seems like it not using the same bits as family guys just like the family guys. Well at least Matt Whalberg is in it right...wrong...matt whalberg is doing an impression of the Satrday night late guys impression of matt whal berg, essentially doing an impression of an impression of himslef. oh and he smoke and drink alot too, with his teddy but he still has no friends and is a loser but happens to have the little girl from that 70 show as his girl frinds, perhats this movie take place on mars cause this aint the usa. Ok this train got off the track but seriously, not much to get your blender full of pudding in the rhelm of origionalitys here people, oh a cussing teddy how funny, I would have rather seen a cussing dragin, but dont worried Seth Mcgloughlin will prolly do that too, inhis next movie Jeff, with Ralph Maccio and a farting dragon.

         Back to the story though so he seels his sole for a cussing teddy, then goes to the future and drinks with the cussing teddy and has a grilfrined who is hot. Then he treat his girl frind bad over and over again and sing her songs and show no redeeming quailty and she decide to staay with him and they get engaged.

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Chistyl showed me this


 
Did this rally heppen? You Decides, .

WHen will me day carebills go down....grrrrr,

Hank-



Monday, July 9, 2012

Spidermen 4

C thomas howells is in Spidermen 4, SPOILER ALERT, C thomas howelld is in Spidermen 4.

Welcome Back to big league you sexy steed.

Day 2 80/35 video should be along in a few days with a write up to bring you back to that great time just like virtual reality, as well as a 2013 80/35 prediew. Thats right ol hank has the downlowd on all the bands playing next yers.

Tell that guy in the turtle necks to sit down,

Hanks-



Saturday, July 7, 2012

80/35 Day 1 high five guy




80/35 day one wasan entertainment for all. The music was great, the heat
was encouraging ad the fans were nutter then a twix bar. Below issome video i made from the event. I had the pleasure of meet High Five Guy, who is currently in negotations with mir max to do his life story adn got Real close for the avett broters who tor it up, im a gonna shoot more video today so stay tuned also im a attchin a fex pixtres too.




 VIdeo of 80/35 concert festival, High Five.

Pictured: Me (top left) and High FIve Guy(bottom right), high Fiving.

Rock and roll devil horns were out in full stregt

Your momma was a snowbloer -Johnny 5,

-Hank

Monday, July 2, 2012

"Spider Quest" New FIlm im exited to see.


Hey camp dwellers just saw this new trailer for a Felm caled "Spider Quest", comming out in aug 2012, thinking about taking my dad Fred. Any day have a good 4th of july and ill see you in the clubs and cinmea houses soon and at 80/35. Now Feast your eye on "Spider Quest".



pROLLY GONNA BRAKE THEM RECORDS.

Slap my mom and you better find a new job,

Hank

Saturday, June 23, 2012

Seed of Something Live and Clowns Pit


Hey Fruit Dwellers, ol hank here with another quick installment of Show Boatin With Hank the tank. First order of buisness before i show you my new video thati digetally made onb my Window computer is an announcement. I hjave just recieved word of des moines first new band in over 4 years! THey are called clown pit and your truely is going to ax for them. The early demos have been electric and the reviews are in and we are a hit. He's the first promo material for the hottest band around.
SOunds Like my dream come true!

Ok so i nkow what your thinking, who do they sound like, disturers, metillicas, Limp Biscuits, these band ring a bell, ding fuckin dong! THats right Nu mEtal is back but with a limarita twist, we are goning to have inspirational lyircs and a Rick FLair with just a hint of southern rock. Probly costumes too. Definatly costumes. Me and my brother CHauncy statyed up super late las night drawing posters and band goals and stuff so now we just have to put this plan in action. The early demos have been soo good. Think you got what it takes to play with clown pit Tweet @StephensonHank for a tryout to be part ofmusics vast history. We are looking for
2-3 drummers
2 bass player
4 guitarts (old guitars will help your odds)
church choirs
2 really strong vocalists with damaged pasts so they cant right meaning ful words.  

Tells everone you know about clown pit and we will be excited.

The Seed Of Something Video-

DO yuo like music , do you like youth do you like.....old guitars. If you answered yuest to any of these questioners then the seeds of something is for you. I had the chance to see them at the Vaudeville Meuls in april and shot a moving photo film of one of their songs, (it might be acover not sure) but it defanitly is kick ass. Also someone in the crowd told me these dudes were still in BOardgin School and one of them is a sheet metal welder, i was think to my self who are these guys a welder ,young and full of the vinegar that could make an ol guitar weep. That was my only knock on these lads, how about some older guitars fellas, a few of them were kindof oldm but im thinkin Benji Hendrix old or Rob segar old. But that a small grip and im just an ol guitar nut. Overall pretty good rhythems solid moves and the pbrs i was sipping down my throat wer'nt to bad either. Look for these guys to lay some concrete on your moms boob if you ever get a chance to check the out. You can hear there tunes a the campband heres the link This is the link to hear the seeds music. Below is the vidoe i shot with a spcial inhtro that will help you feel the muisc. HOpefully someday clown pit will be acing the berrys as much as these fellers.



In the end Art and old guitars are all the matters.

  -Hank Stephenson