Gem Blossoms?.. not so fast 90's

So i was listening to them Gem Blossoms the other night and after running it through my hank meter and doing a basic tenal analsis i made a stirring discovery. The pultar waves of them Gem Blossons is damn near identical to that of music today, i can say with near 60% certenty we are approaching the1990's sound and will fall back into the same time cycle once the pultar waves become identical meaning... you and your grandpa better get ready for a wilde rides.

Hank Meter: its just Metal, circuits and the eye of a young squirrel .

 If you hadn't heard, music like every other thing is cicleable and based on my sience its pretty clear the way thing are going we're heading back to Blossen Town again. This is great and makes hank happy because their song about Jodeci is prolly one of my favorite 13 songs. My friend Bellwether Johnson told me about how that song is about a depressed guy on a couch in a town. So what does this new time cycle...cycle 214, mean for music? Alot. Mainly that we can expect curt Kobin..or rather Curt Kobin II... to come back somewhere in the next year or so under the radio waves. THe song hey Jodeci was come out in the 90's and so did kurt cobin so it pretty likely that a new one of him will be out soon. He could be in the house next to your house right now, but dont go knocking or you could disturb him, and he has dogs. So Jodeci comes first and Kobin next, so what else does this mean for the near future, one word awesome cars.

"but dont go knocking or you could disturb him and he has dogs"

The ford tauris is one of my favorite cars, its roomy, sleek, and dominantly fast, look for this one to make a come back, in a big way. What the kids calls throw back stlyle is based on music, and everything else follows in return similar to the duck park and the baby ducks going behind the parent duck. This Means we are going to see a number of things from the 90's come back, cars, pizza, pet rocks, vacuum machins its all going nineters baby.

"Dead or Alive your coming with me,

 is that a pepsi?...when did they start selling that again?"

  Rember a little beverage called pepsi, wellif you dont it back on the shelvs and coke is sweating cause theyve heard about the taurus coming back and taurs drinkers perfed Pepi 5-4 everytime. The auto industires will drastically change in the next few years with hyper fuel economy and the tauris coming back this will also mean that gas prices are gonna drop like the 1992 chicago bull did! Improved technology with all the comforts if the 90's...  and more im portantly we will see a new bill clentons by a few months from now.
No more Obema no more Gerg Bush just ol bubbers running the show, signing checks, listening to them Gem Blossons with special guest Curt Kobin while sipping a pepsi in his new presidential bullet proof trades, thinking about how fuckin dumb that cold war was. Ill wave at him and think to my self, "man thisis so 90 i could flip out" as i listen to my cool gerng music. A few years later after we are officially back on the 90''s time cycle i will turn on the tv and flip it to mtv and watch some music videos, i will think this is great, theres a few real worlds but mtvs is playing video again. Then a man comes on my screen named carson Dilby talking about how this is the first episode of his new show insane requesters live(my jaw falls).  Ol hank aint smart but he sure as hell aint dumb. I will put down my pepsi, shut off my flat screen 90s style telbox and in silence.... i will cry a lony little cry drop as i realize that the excitement of the early niners coming back made me forget about the late niners.

"I would like to request corn, because its delicious and has the vitamins I need to play 7 stringed guitars, and i want to say hi to my boy friend Jeff...woooo(screams lousy and jumps)"

After realizing that i ran an analys on my graphing calculator just to see what would happen when we enter the late nintys time cycle again, i was terrified, like the that part in Jim Carpenteines movie "the things" when the guy realizes that the alien monster flu will take out lot of them people if it gets to utah. People ar not meant to endure hardships like that once let alone another time! Carsem DIlby was one of them biggest stars out ther in them late 90's, now he cant buy a coffey drink at a grouchy mart with out getting a barrel of grapes thrown at him. IN the late 90's II People killing them self rates will be stunning, boy band boom the first time...Painful, Boy Bend boom the second time through, im putting my self through a table saw while listening to Bob DIllem tunes.
I now realize we are better off now. We may want to go back but we cant. We are on a collison course to 90's now and we must take drastic measures. You all have seen the 3th oman movie with the guy frem jerrasic parks, that what we need to do. We need to find the new curt Kobin II and stop him before he comes to power. In the oman movie they try to kill the god kid and the otherchrist, thats prolly a little harsh tho this is still the 2000's. Put your blade away bro, we got 2000's hyper ingtellect.

Stop Kobin before it to late and Carsten Dilby returns.

If you lokates the Kobin II heres what you do: 1. approach slowly to make sure he docent have his dogs with him. 2. Get him a job in a bank, any bank, ones with that money are the best but any of em er good.
And thats it crisis advertised, he'll stop writing and start crunching numerals. Winter will slowly return and music will change into a new blossom of beauty, but not a gem blousom, that would be fucking crazy.

Ignore the pepsi, save the future.

Hank Stephensen