Thursday, July 19, 2012

"Tad" not better then bill or ted. Spoilers included



"I love you"  is what tad says during the movie,you might not after you read this Tad.

      Matt Whal berg has been in some good movies in his day, boggie nightss (dart digglers) got 45 out of 50 show boats, Rock Stars (long haired jim) 43 showboats, the Avengers (arrow man) 48 showboats. So be it dumb of me to think i was in for an amazing journey with this one, sad to say nope this was a not so incredible journy not even a sweet journey. The movie starts out with this gross nerd kid with no friends or money who sells his sole to make his cheap bear sound like the dude from family guys. Hahaha funny a talking bear who drinks and smoke the ciggarette. About as origional as say.... a talking baby who drink and smoke just like family guys. Its ok though this movie was.....written by ...the guy who writes family guys.... Seth Mcgloughin. Oh but it dosent .....it does have the exact voice as a character from the family guy. Ok but their no way....it does openly mockingly reference its similarity the family guys so it seems like it not using the same bits as family guys just like the family guys. Well at least Matt Whalberg is in it right...wrong...matt whalberg is doing an impression of the Satrday night late guys impression of matt whal berg, essentially doing an impression of an impression of himslef. oh and he smoke and drink alot too, with his teddy but he still has no friends and is a loser but happens to have the little girl from that 70 show as his girl frinds, perhats this movie take place on mars cause this aint the usa. Ok this train got off the track but seriously, not much to get your blender full of pudding in the rhelm of origionalitys here people, oh a cussing teddy how funny, I would have rather seen a cussing dragin, but dont worried Seth Mcgloughlin will prolly do that too, inhis next movie Jeff, with Ralph Maccio and a farting dragon.

         Back to the story though so he seels his sole for a cussing teddy, then goes to the future and drinks with the cussing teddy and has a grilfrined who is hot. Then he treat his girl frind bad over and over again and sing her songs and show no redeeming quailty and she decide to staay with him and they get engaged.

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Chistyl showed me this


 
Did this rally heppen? You Decides, .

WHen will me day carebills go down....grrrrr,

Hank-



Monday, July 9, 2012

Spidermen 4

C thomas howells is in Spidermen 4, SPOILER ALERT, C thomas howelld is in Spidermen 4.

Welcome Back to big league you sexy steed.

Day 2 80/35 video should be along in a few days with a write up to bring you back to that great time just like virtual reality, as well as a 2013 80/35 prediew. Thats right ol hank has the downlowd on all the bands playing next yers.

Tell that guy in the turtle necks to sit down,

Hanks-



Saturday, July 7, 2012

80/35 Day 1 high five guy




80/35 day one wasan entertainment for all. The music was great, the heat
was encouraging ad the fans were nutter then a twix bar. Below issome video i made from the event. I had the pleasure of meet High Five Guy, who is currently in negotations with mir max to do his life story adn got Real close for the avett broters who tor it up, im a gonna shoot more video today so stay tuned also im a attchin a fex pixtres too.




 VIdeo of 80/35 concert festival, High Five.

Pictured: Me (top left) and High FIve Guy(bottom right), high Fiving.

Rock and roll devil horns were out in full stregt

Your momma was a snowbloer -Johnny 5,

-Hank

Monday, July 2, 2012

"Spider Quest" New FIlm im exited to see.


Hey camp dwellers just saw this new trailer for a Felm caled "Spider Quest", comming out in aug 2012, thinking about taking my dad Fred. Any day have a good 4th of july and ill see you in the clubs and cinmea houses soon and at 80/35. Now Feast your eye on "Spider Quest".



pROLLY GONNA BRAKE THEM RECORDS.

Slap my mom and you better find a new job,

Hank