"I love you" is what tad says during the movie,you might not after you read this Tad.
Matt Whal berg has been in some good movies in his day, boggie nightss (dart digglers) got 45 out of 50 show boats, Rock Stars (long haired jim) 43 showboats, the Avengers (arrow man) 48 showboats. So be it dumb of me to think i was in for an amazing journey with this one, sad to say nope this was a not so incredible journy not even a sweet journey. The movie starts out with this gross nerd kid with no friends or money who sells his sole to make his cheap bear sound like the dude from family guys. Hahaha funny a talking bear who drinks and smoke the ciggarette. About as origional as say.... a talking baby who drink and smoke just like family guys. Its ok though this movie was.....written by ...the guy who writes family guys.... Seth Mcgloughin. Oh but it dosent .....it does have the exact voice as a character from the family guy. Ok but their no way....it does openly mockingly reference its similarity the family guys so it seems like it not using the same bits as family guys just like the family guys. Well at least Matt Whalberg is in it right...wrong...matt whalberg is doing an impression of the Satrday night late guys impression of matt whal berg, essentially doing an impression of an impression of himslef. oh and he smoke and drink alot too, with his teddy but he still has no friends and is a loser but happens to have the little girl from that 70 show as his girl frinds, perhats this movie take place on mars cause this aint the usa. Ok this train got off the track but seriously, not much to get your blender full of pudding in the rhelm of origionalitys here people, oh a cussing teddy how funny, I would have rather seen a cussing dragin, but dont worried Seth Mcgloughlin will prolly do that too, inhis next movie Jeff, with Ralph Maccio and a farting dragon.
Back to the story though so he seels his sole for a cussing teddy, then goes to the future and drinks with the cussing teddy and has a grilfrined who is hot. Then he treat his girl frind bad over and over again and sing her songs and show no redeeming quailty and she decide to staay with him and they get engaged.
In between there the teddy screws Matt Whal berg over a few times too. and they makes jokes about flash grodon to try and show how nerdy matt whal berg is....the same guy who is also a kelvin klines model....ewwww gross he looks like a model ladies....ewww gross what a nerd. Needless to say it dosent work and nilla kenis shows her iq for going for matts iq. Iq popcicles would be helpful here.
Not tough to steal the show from a beer drinking teddy.
so what was good, Jeffo Rivishi shows up as a creep in the movie and realy stells the show. Great lines, great delivery great moustache, oscar....check. Read my words Jeffo Rivishi will wen the suport actors award at the acedmys. Pretty good lightening in this one too.
So here we go the big finish, if you like cussing teddys, watch meet the febles, if you want to see mia kenis close nakes watch Black Swans....seriouly you wont be sorry. If you like mark whalberg watch the departed and if you like comedy watch anything by Tyler perrys. Ted is not for you unless you want a movie with 7 good laughs in it, it will give you that 7 of thos bad boys and due to those its not zero'dd out...
TAD- 13 out of 50 showboats.
80/35 part 2 video will be up as soon as i get back from my research tripp to portlands and seatle, and can cut it up. currenlty on a train heading to the home of dirty rock, seatle right now, looking forwards too seeing the needle too, pertland was beutifl as always, and got to see my friend Chris and his lovely ladie Kate, I will have a fell report on th tripp too when i get back to the open mic mecca, des moines.
You keep reading them ill keep writing them, -Steve lee,
Hank
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